Do you like pizzas? I absolutely, really, truly, completely do! But... I always like to share pizzas with my teddy friends! We all have different tastes in pizzas, so it is great that we can buy quarters pizzas! This means each quarter of the pizza is a different flavour! Some of us like Hawaiian type ( ham and pineapple), Aussie ( eggy pizza), others are quite "fishy" teddies and like anchovies , whilst others just like cheese, tomato and herbs! It is soooo much fun opening up the pizza cardboard lid and having a HUGE sniff with our teddy noses to smell the very appetising aroma of the pizza! But... all the quarters of the pizza smell the same! I can't really divide the smell into four different aromatic quarters! Daniella is the bestest teddy Deliverer of pizzas in the whole wide world, universe and solar system! If they set up pizza delivering on Saturn, she would be considered the expert in pizza delivering and would be employed as quick as you could say "Daniella delivers daily, diligently, dreamily and dutifully !" She always drives the brightest coloured pink car that you could ever imagine! You would not miss seeing her if you were waiting in your living room looking out through the window, feeling quite peckish and wanting your pizza to appear! She wears a red uniform too!
And... teddies always just use their paws when eating pizzas! We never use a knife and fork! But, it is okay, because we always wash our hands before we have a slice of pizza. We are very hygienic! Yummy yum! Just the thought of eating pizza makes me feel great! In fact, I think I can smell it... without it even physically being there!
Talking about pizzas, that leads to me thinking about the Leaning Tower of Pisa, which sounds similar! I always get a bit concerned when I see pictures of it! What would happen if a little Teddy was standing beside the Tower, and gravity wasn't very nice... and the tower started to topple! The teddy would be very squashed! ( And they wouldn't be able to eat any pizzas, whatever the variety of pizza is their favourite!) I would not want to stand near the Tower!
When I was a little teddy and attended teddy school, each year Pattie the Photographer teddy would come and take our class photo! It was always soooo exciting! We would make sure that we had an extra long shower that morning, just so that we would be sparkly clean! And... we always had to smile and say :"Cheese!" I think that is when I first liked eating cheese and tomato sandwiches and having cheesey stringy gooey delicious pizzas!
Well, I think I might ring up my teddy friends and throw a pizza party! Hmm... I wonder how many quarters pizzas I should order?.....
Until next time,
A slice of pizza a day... doesn't keep the doctor away!
Your friend,
Kiosk Ted Strath
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