Oooohhh !! I have just had the most bestest ever morning! Well, thinking about it again, perhaps it is not " the" most bestest EVER morning because I liked sooo much the morning  when I discovered that if you put lots of geranium petals in a pillow and put it behind your head at night time, it makes you sleep much better! It was such a life changing moment! I just never knew that old-fashioned but so very lovely geranium plants could so generously give out their petals to enable pillows to be  happily filled with a scent and help to bring soothing sleepfulness.

But anyway...  I did have such a great, fantastically funny, special, memorable, and quite okay morning today ! Would you like to hear what I did ? I am  sure you would like to! Well, it is a loooong story , which I will abbreviate because reading sooo many words can make you very tired! Your brain has to use too many activity cells , then you get an achey head, and your nose starts to twitch, and your ears start to wiggle, and your tongue starts to go dry and you get a sore throat and ... Hmm... I am making you read extra words aren't I ?!!! I may then cause these problems to occur! Well, it all started last night, when a couple who I  call : "Lovely Lady" and   "Mr. Bozo"  arrived at the Kiosk and I was taken on a very nice scenic drive up in the car to the McKittick Centre at Strathalan ... where I spent the night trembling with excitement because the Kiosk Easter Sale was going to be held this morning! I was soooo excited! It was okay, I am not afraid of the dark, I was not alone in the Centre. I had lots of chocolate bunnies and  chocolate chickens to keep me company overnight.The strange  thing was that they didn't seem very talkative?!  Perhaps they were just so excited for the Easter that they were speechless. I had promised that I would not eat any chocolates from the chocolate boxes ... although it was quite tempting to do so!  But... I might have left  evidence from empty sweets wrappers if I had eaten  any Roses chocolates!

Oh, I forgot to tell you why I call David "Mr, Bozo" . It all came about because he very disparagingly called my teddy friend Oliver " Bozo "one day ... so from that time on, he is always referred to by the name Mr. Bozo by me and my teddy friends ! Us teddy friends have to stick together you know! One for all, and all for one! That is the teddy creed!      ( I think!?)

   Well, I had an absolutely great morning! But... the only tiny thing was that the bunny ears on my head were a little bit tight! I liked wearing them, but I got a little bit of a teddy migraine. It was worth it though, because they were fun to wear.

  I was going to start a snowball war with the snowball themed Easter casket, but decided that the Kiosk Helpers would not be very impressed with me if I left coconut all over the floor, which they would need to clean

 up! I was very adept also and caught the chocolate Mr. Bump before he fell onto the floor! He gets himself into sooo many accidents! But... I heard a rumour that he is a shareholder in the Bandaid company!  Because he holds stocks in the company and is an unofficial member of the board, he is given free band aids and bandages. It is just as well that he enjoys these perks, because he is continually in need of such supplies! He quite excitedly told me the other day, that he also been signed up as the official ambassador model for :" Le Blanc de la mode" which is a French company that specialises in producing white coloured clothes. The company believes that Mr. Bump with all his white  bandages is a good illustration of the fact that wearing white is trendy!

Well, after all the excitement of seeing everyone today, in think I will have a little snooze....zzz...

     Until next time,

         Come and do your Easter shopping at the Kiosk! I will give you a happy teddy smile!

      Your friend,

               Kiosk-Ted Strath