Yippee!! I am so very, very happy! I have had the most bestest day!! I have had so fun much! In fact , I am so happy that my words are around the wrong way! I meant that I had so much fun! I am glad though that you can't see me and can only read what I an writing because you would laugh at me! I have a pink face! Would you like to know why? I am just absolutely, positively, completely and utterly sure ( perhaps and maybe or a bit iffy on the other hand! ) that you would like to know why! I have been to a fun theme park and I ate some yummy , sticky ,bright pink fairy floss. It was sooooo delicious! But.... I ended up getting it stuck to my teddy fur on my face. And... I don't have a very big teddy tongue to try to use it to get to the fairy floss. This type of floss is so much better than dental floss. But... dental floss does have a lot of other good uses. My friend Helena the hammock resting teddy always uses dental floss  to tie her hammock to the trees. She says that it has a lot of strength. Helena lays down on her hammock at exactly 2: 30 p.m. every afternoon and has a little beariesta .( it is the teddy bear equivalent of a siesta you know!) It has to be that exact time because it was a Dentist that advised her to use dental floss to tie her hammock to the tree and Helena always has a suspicion that if she uses the hammock at any other time than 2:30, which also means " tooth hurty" if you say it quickly, the hammock may collapse and she would very elegantly  " land in a mess" on the floor! She likes wearing lace white dresses, and they would get quite dirty if she fell in the dirt you know! Also, Helena bruises very easily so her grey fur would have brown bruise patches on it! It would not look very trendy! 

Anyway, I still have fairy floss on my face but I also have a heart on it too! Can I hear you laughing? I think that I can!  You may wonder why I have a heart on my face? Well, I also have a bright red star too! As you know, I am quite chatty so I just have to tell you why! Freddie the face painting teddy was at the fun theme park, and you will never ever guess what he was doing !

I will give you 3 guesses! A hint is that he was not eating a cheese burger. He was also not eating a pizza . He was... face painting. My teddy face got artistically painted by him!  Hmm.... that should be a question on the tv show  " Hot Seat" . I could think up some multiple choice answers to the question: " what does Freddie the face painting teddy do? "  but...He may have had  a sore hand the day of the question because he tried to open up a new medicine bottle and he couldn't  get the lid off and then his injured hand wouldn't be able to do face painting. That means that the correct answer of " face painting " would be incorrect that particular day! Hmm... not a good question for Hot Seat perhaps!

Anyway, I had such a great time on the merry go round! I went up, up, up in the air... then down, down, down,... then  up  again... And I thought I was going to hit my head on the top! Then I would have a sore teddy head! And it would turn into a migraine. And I would feel soooo ouchy with a bump on my head! I will let you into a secret though. I was told to always put some frozen veggies on your head if you got a bump! Hmmm... it seems a bit too cold for me to like that idea! I am more a " liking summery, warmer weather " kind of teddy. I would not like a very cold packet of frozen veggies squashed onto my head. It makes me quiver inside just thinking about it! No... I will stick to putting butter on my head if I get a bump! I don't know why but I heard somewhere that butter is good for head bumps. The kiosk sells blocks of butter if you just happen to get a head bump. There is also the added advantage , that if it is not a "head bump day" , you can use the butter for toast instead! Ooh... I do like buttered fruit  toast. I can smell the fruity aroma even as I write this letter to you! Spicy, tasty, and very appetising smells don't you think?!

  I had sooo much fun putting the balls into the mouth of clowns!!  It was great! It reminds me though of my friend Edgar the Eclair Eating Teddy. It is a bit of a sad tale that I will tell you about him. One day he opened his mouth just like the clowns do, so as he could eat a chocolate eclair...and his teeth got stuck in the eclair! The pastry was soft as well as a bit stale at the same time and his mouth just got stuck in it!  He started to panic and wondered if he would need to spend the rest of his teddy life days with an eclair positioned in his mouth? ! It would make life a little bit awkward! But...Danny the Dentist teddy came to the rescue ! He just happened to be in the same cafe that Edgar was when he ate the eclair , and Danny was able  to get his dental drill and extricate out the eclair. Edgar was so very happy! He was sooo relieved ....that he decided to celebrate by eating another eclair!  Oh, I forgot to tell you that the clown and balls activity at the theme park is sponsored by Danny the Dentist, to encourage teddies to open their mouths wide when coming to see him for dental appointments.

       Well, I had better try and wash my face now, and try to clean  from it  the fairy floss and face paint.

 Until next time,

        Be wary of eating chocolate eclairs, enjoy eating fairy floss, and don't bump your head if you  have a ride on a merry go round!

       Your friend, Kiosk Ted Strath,

           Also simply known as " Ted "