tiny teddy biscuits

I can't believe it!! I can NOT believe it!! But I CAN believe it because I am seeing it with my own little teddy eyes!! My Kiosk home is being "invaded" by lots and lots of little choc coloured/flavoured  teddy bears!! They call themselves "teddy tots" and they are such a friendly "army" of little teddies!! They laugh and giggle and somersault up into the air, and jump about and do handstands and…just thinking about how active they are makes me feel quite tired!!...and they chatter and they dance about too!  One day, a mysterious brown lunch box arrived in the Kiosk. It was brought into the Kiosk by Heather. Do you know Heather? Well, in case you don't know her, she is such a lovely lady (a little sparrow tells me all about her!! I think that she and her are good friends!!) And I get to see Heather every day when she pops into the Kiosk to fix up the Kiosk and put groceries back onto the shelves that she has bought  to restock the Kiosk. She always calls out a friendly "Hello Kiosk-Ted Strath " to me when she enters the door, and it makes my little heart feel really warm and, I must admit, that my teddy heart go very fluttery that a lady would notice little me, a very ordinary teddy!!  I am so VERY pleased that my fur is grey or else she may see me blushing!! Yes, and I'll tell you a little secret, but you must NOT tell any other teddies at all because they may get a tiny bit jealous: Heather sometimes gives my head a little pat!!  Isn't that nice of her?!!  But…I just thought of something, you must not tell her husband David that she says a hello to me because he may get jealous too!! But then when I think about it, he is a nice man too, and he sometimes gives me a handshake greeting. 

But back to this army of little tiny teddies!! Heather arrived at the Kiosk one day, and when she had left, I discovered this square brown lunchbox sitting on a table. Well, as soon as the door shut and the Mynards had left…it felt as if a teddy party was beginning! Little teddies starting jumping out of the lunchbox and running here, there and everywhere throughout the Kiosk! And they let me into a secret…do you want to hear this secret. Yes?? Right, well I will tell you! They enjoy being eaten!! I couldn't believe it!! I can NOT believe that these teddies like being eaten but they really do!! They informed me that their number one task in life is to be eaten by Strathalan Residents because they are BISCUITS!! And they also told me, that they live as families in little packets and people can come into the Kiosk and buy them!! It would be a very nice treat to eat these tiny teddy tots, because I can just imagine these friendly teddies would be very tasty and yummy as you ate them!! One little bite of these tiny teddy biscuits…and I am sure that you would have a cheery feel in your throat and insides from eating such happy teddies!!

But I have learnt from them that they can't stay at the Kiosk very long. Apparently they have been booked to provide the entertainment at Bella Bear's little daughter's birthday party. Her daughter is called Bree and she is inviting all her kinder buddies to her party. The tiny teddies are going to dance about and make these little ones clap their hands in delight and laugh, and then they will pop these little teddy biscuits into their mouths. What a nice snack awaits Bree and her little friends!! But it also means that I would advise you to come to the Kiosk very soon or you may miss getting to "greet and eat" these tiny teddies!!

 

Until next time,

  Remember the saying:"Tiny teddies taste totally terrific!!"

    Mr. Kiosk-Ted Strath

                       Also simply known as "Ted"!!