Hello everyone! With it being Wintertime, I have been spending the evenings snuggled up in my favourite cozy armchair with my multi-coloured patchwork quilt over the top of me, and pondering the BIG questions of life!  

     Did a French person invent " French fries"? Do they hold  a copyright on the the production of them that everyone McDonalds makes a packet of them, they have to take a note of it and then pay a copyright fee? Fiona the French fries fanatic would enjoy having that job! She eats French fries for Breakfast, lunch and dinner! Oh, but then she may have to pay a fee for eating fries at each meal! She prefers the salt less variety, so perhaps she wouldn't have to pay as big a copyright fee? 

  Another big issue : I am very concerned about slippers! I  do NOT want to slip on the ground and get a sore big toe! A slip-per seems quite dangerous to wear! It is painful to slip and land on the floor ! It may perhaps not be as painful to land on carpet, but it is not to slip and fall on kitchen tiles! Big toes can get bruise-y and turn grey if you fall! Occupational Health and Safety workers really need  to investigate such a form of footwear! 

   With cheezels, do the Manufacturers employ people to hold out their fingers so as to check if the cheezels will fit on their fingers? Do you need to have orange hair to be employed there, to colour co-ordinate with the cheezels?

  

    If you eat a yo yo biscuit and you accidentally drop it onto the floor, will it automatically bounce back to you so that you can catch it again? It would be very great if it did! I think that the name yoyo is quite funny! It makes my teddy tongue giggle when it says the name! 

     Well, pondering these things makes me feel a little hungry because I used up some of my brain energy! I think that I will have some cheezels flavoured French fries wearing teddy bear slippers ! 

    Until next time,

        your friend,

             Kiosk Ted Strath