The other day, I was having a very nice shower,  and was singing in a very loud teddy voice! Oh, don't worry because I closed my mouth when I was facing the water so as the water didn't land in my mouth! I had already had a nice cup of Twinings tea before my shower, so I didn't want to have a drink of water from the shower as well! But...I do have a little issue when having a shower! My fur gets soooo soggy! It weighs me down when my fur gets wet! And, it takes sooo long for my fur to dry out! Oh well, at least I don't need to dry my head because I always wear a shower cap when showering!  

    I have a question? I heard that some people buy Pears soap at the Kiosk. I don't understand why you would use fruit as a soap? It would be a bit hard on your fur or skin, or if the peel wasn't there, it would be very juicy! I like eating pears but I am not too keen on putting pears on me! 

    Why is a shower head called a " shower head" ? It doesn't have eyes! It also doesn't have a nose and it definitely doesn't have eyebrows! It also doesn't smile! I am glad that it doesn't have ears, because it wouldn't like hearing my singing! Oh, I do have a very melodious singing voice normally. I used to belong to the " Terrific Teddy Tuneful Tenors" choir! We had soooo much fun! We used to have choir practises every week, and sometimes we did more laughing than singing! You know how it is, sometimes when someone says something that makes you giggle then all of a sudden you can't stop laughing and everything after that sounds so very funny! All of the teddy  choir members all harmonised so well together! We sometimes even were asked to perform at special teddy events! I was always a little nervous when we performed. I didn't want to forget the words and start singing "happy birthday" when I should have been singing something totally different! We had a very musically talented teddy pianist! One day though, he was enjoying playing the piano so much, that he got soo excited playing that he fell off the piano stool! Ouch! We all gasped and took a big breath inwardly when we saw that happen! We were concerned that he may have been inured. But, it was okay  because he gingerly  up from the ground, slowly dusted himself down and sat back onto the piano stool, then started playing the piano exactly from the last note that he played before he fell off the stool! They are happy memories! I do like to reminisce! 

   Well I had best be off now to do something else. I am not sure what I am going to do but I know that there is something that I should be, or could be, or would be doing! 

   Until next time, 

      Sing a tune today! 

      Shout hip hip hooray!

      Don't bump your head on a shower head.

       Don't fall out of your bed!

      Your friend,

         Kiosk Ted Strath