Hello everyone! Good day, Good morning, Good afternoon, and Good evening!  I think that i covered whatever time of the day that you are reading this! 

 I had a little, teeny tiny, itsy bitsy problem the other day! It was totally and utterly my fault ...I think?! I was feeling a little a little " peckish" But...it was not like that I wanted to peck at someone! Teddies don't have beaks you know ! And I didn't feel like eating  the "Pecks"  brand  of devilled ham! I was just a little hungry! Hungry teddies are sad little teddies, so I wanted to fix this problem very quickly! 

     I decided to enjoy eating some jam tarts! But...my teddy nose got stuck in the jam! I had bent my teddy head over to take a delicious bite...and my nose decided that it wanted to investigate the jam more closer! It was such a  messy situation! Eventually, Nerida the " nose remover from jam tarts"  teddy was able to remove my nose! I felt sooooo embarrassed! My teddy face went red like raspberry jam tarts! When other teddy friends of mine heard about my jam tart issues, they kindly said that if they had known they would have come and assisted me, but only if their teddy cars didn't get stuck in a " traffic raspberry jam". 

    I do have a little question though. Why are jam tarts called that? Jam tarts taste yummy and sweet, not sour and tart! They should be called " jam sweets" instead! Also, do you need to always wear py-jam -as when eating jam tarts? If you do..I don't ! Perhaps that it is the reason why my nose got stuck in the  jam of the tart! I wasn't wearing the right clothing! 

  Well, I had best say " see you soon" because all this food talking has made me feel hungry! I don't think I will have any jam tarts though! 

   Until next time,

        Your friend,

              Kiosk Ted Strath.