Hello everyone! How are you? No, I really mean it! How ..are ...you? I am not just saying those words. Well, I suppose I am saying them because if I weren't saying them, they would be just thoughts in my head! But technically (not that I am a tech guru. Some say I am ted-guru, or may be twinings tea guru, or even a teeny bopper guru! ) I am not " saying" the words because I am writing the words instead! Anyway, back to my question! Hmm... there is a slight problem! I am asking you the question but I can't hear any answers! Well, perhaps it would be best to tell you how I am feeling instead! 

    I feel like doing somersaults, head stands, topsy turvy pike rolls and cartwheels! That sounds sooo energetic! Perhaps I had better just do a few stretches of my teddy arms and paws instead! I heard that you need to do a "warm up" before you exercise. I have got the ideal way of warming up! Have a drink of cup of soup! That warms up my inner teddy stuffing! It also is nice for my teddy paws to be wrapped around the soup mug! I will also put on my favourite teddy radio music station! It is called : " Teddy Tunes to totally  tapdance to, today and tomorrow" It plays such happy music!    

 Do you know what? I was reading the supermarket brochures the other day, and saw some yummy lamingtons advertised! Instead of being flat, they were round instead, like little lamington cakes ! I made a " teddy bear executive decision" to discuss this very important matter, of purchasing some of these lamington cakes to sell at Kiosk,  over with my friend Sparrow. ( do you know her? She likes to chirp!  Hmmm...she chirps by writing rather than physical voice! I have a sneaky suspicion that she is not too keen on the coldness of Wintertime! ) Anyway, Sparrow could text her Mum, the lovely Heather, ( doesn't that title sound nice!! ) because Heather is the Kiosk buyer. 

    Well, I have to admit a slight hiccup arose in my plan. I completely and utterly " blame" it on Oswald the Optician teddy! He didn't test my bead eyes too good at my last eye examination! I had another look at the brochure... and discovered that the products in the picture were not lamingtons! They were...chicken rissoles! Oh well, I suppose there is not a lot of difference between the two! I wouldn't want to eat raw chicken rissoles though! 

       Oswald wants to test my eyes for dogaracts next time I visit him for an eye check up. I am a bit nervous! I didn't think that I had a dog in my eye! I have heard that people need to have cats removed, because they have cataract problems though. I don't why the doctors don't just put milk on the patient's eyes then the cat would come out and they wouldn't need to operate! The mysteries of life! 

   I best be off now! Perhaps I may be able to do a handstand before going to bed? ! 

    Until next time,

           Enjoy eating lamingtons, not chicken rissoles! 

                  Your friend, 

                           Kiosk Ted Strath