Tuesday, 3 October 2017

I have done it ! I've made it! I am going to have a HUGE party! Yippee! How soooo very much exciting! I think that it calls for three hip, hip, hip hoorays! ( Hmmm... that might be a bit hard if you have just had a hip replacement operation and you are laying in a hospital bed looking up at the ceiling and seeing a pretty butterfly on the roof! The patient might have pain in their hip, and not feel like going "hip, hip, hip" with their replaced sore hip! I have never had a hip replacement because my hip is quite soft! It is also furry. And... I have never been in hosptal and seen butterflies on the ceiling, but I imagine that it would be nice to see them there! ) 
   Well, I suppose you are wondering what I am excited about and are celebrating? I will give you a little BIG hint! I am expecting to get a letter from a teddy called Quentina! She is....a teddy that wears a beautifully ornate silver tiara...and she sits on a very plush red coloured throne... and she wears a long robe...and her title is...her royal bear highness the Queen! She is such a very distinguished and noble teddy bear! 
     Yes, this is my 100th  teddy adventure that I have written to you! I am sooo happy and delighted to share my adventures with you! And... I have sooo much fun living in the Strathalan Kiosk! I threw a party with my teddy friends to celebrate the event! We put Cheezels on our paws ( which was a bit hard to do because we don't have fingers like other people do!). We blew up lots of balloons to celebrate, and then they all burst quite quickly, because Freddie the Fencing teddy came visiting the party, and was practising using his épée  sword to do fencing. He accidentally punctured the balloons! We were going to enjoy some jelly, and we had made it up and put it in the fridge. But...then Fiona the Fridge cleaner decided to do some Spring cleaning of the fridge in Summertime ( not a wise decision to mix seasons! ) and she left the jelly outside of the fridge on the kitchen counter bench! Hmmm.... it melted! Goodbye Mr. Jelly! 
Yes it is an exciting time! A century is a very lot of years in a life, it is a lot of runs for a cricketer to attain, and is a large number for little children to count to! 
Well, I had best go lay down after my centurion celebrations! I just  can't wait until I reach the next 100! At the moment, I am 100 not out, and I am not declaring this innings finished! 
  Until next time,
        Happy 100 soon  if you aged ninety nine and three quarters! 
            Your friend,

                  Kiosk Ted Strath! 

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