Tuesday, 3 October 2017

I am soooo excited! I am jumping up and down, doing cartwheels, flip flopping from one place to another, and ...sedately raising my top hat! Yes, I am quite happy! Would you like to know why? I am sure that you are wondering why! So, I will not wait another second before telling you! Hmmm...perhaps I may need to wait another second because I need to type a word! Anyway, the Kiosk has a new product that they are stocking for a very limited time! It is called : " Cadbury Dairy Milk Marvellous Creations Bite-Size  Rainbow Rockin Bears"! Isn't it so exciting that us teddies have a chocolate and jubes product  named after us! It is okay, it is only pretend, you are not really eating teddies! The colourful jubes just all of a sudden decided to  turn into teddy shapes !  This is the info about it : " An absolutely Marvellous bite sized treat combining the crunchy fun of honeycomb nuggets covered in smooth and creamy Cadbury Dairy milk chocolate with rainbow balls with a fruity flavoured mix of sugar-coated beans. Each bag contains a mix of fruity flavoured bears: banana, blackcurrant, raspberry, lime and orange." 
   When I was a little teddy, many, many cheese flavoured moons ( Swiss, Gouda, cheddar, Brie and cottage ) ago, I used to think that I may become a rock and roll guitarist! Please don't laugh! I can hear you chuckling! I just thought that being a guitarist and " rocking and rolling" sounded a fun thing to do! But, as I grew older and wiser, ( I think I became wiser? Mr. Oliver who is  my teddy friend who lives with Miss Sparrow actually was friends with Oswald the Owl! I think that makes him wiser than me! ) I discovered that I preferred eating cheese and bacon rolls more than paying rock and roll! I also quite enjoy watching divers doing forward rolls off the pool diving platform!   
  Talking about rockin, I used to have a pet rock. They are quite good pets to have. You don't need to remember to feed them or give them anything to eat. They don't need to be taken for a walk. They don't talk too much. And, they suit people of all ages! I would advise you to get a pet rock. They make  quite good company! 
   Well, I had best be off now. I want to eat some Rainbow Rockin bears!
    Until next time,
         Have a bread roll, put cereal into your breakfast bowl, enjoy eating a coffee scroll, swallow your tablets whole!  
    Your friend,

        Kiosk Ted Strath     

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