Helloooo everyone! How are you going ? I hope that you are having an extra nice, handstands, cartwheels, forward dive, backward roll  and tippy toes reaching up to the skies sort of day! Oh, I am sooooo tired just thinking about that!  Perhaps instead you may need to just quietly sit on a chair and read a good book, in front of the fire! 

  I got such a BIG surprise when I saw one of the new items that the Kiosk is selling! Wow! Double Wow! In fact, triple Wow! I closed my teddy beady eyes, then I opened them again, and did this repeatedly for a few times just to make sure that I wasn't imagining things! But...it was totally true!! The Kiosk is  selling ...body parts! Yes, I am NOT lying! It's true! It's true! I looked on the Kiosk shelves and I saw a plastic bag with the word : " Body parts" written on it! I do hope that the Police don't come knocking on the Kiosk door! I don't know how I would explain that I have no knowledge of what happened! It would be so very scary if I was charged as being " an accessory after the fact"! I would be soooo embarrassed and what is much worse, is that I may end up in jail! I would  miss seeing all the Kiosk Helpers that come each day and all the Kiosk customers. I wouldn't be able to smile at you all. I wonder if they may allow me a weekly visit from someone or perhaps a phone call? I hope that there are no spiders in jail! I don't like spiders! 

   Oh, I am sorry but I was interrupted by a phone call from my teddy friend, Mr. Oliver! He called to ask me if I had heard or seen the new " Body parts" item! Isn't it funny that he  rang me at the same time as I was talking to you about my discovery?! 

  He is such  a very caring teddy. He has put my mind at rest. Guess what! The body parts are jelly jubes in the shape of body parts! The jubes are shaped like  noses, teeth, and feet! Wow!  Everything is okey dokey!   

     I think that they will be yummy to eat! I am sooooo very, very relieved! I won't be arrested! It will be fun eating these jelly jubes! 

    Well, I better go now. I need to do some taste testing! 

      Until next time, 

             Your friend ,

                      Kiosk Ted Strath