Hello everyone! The other night I had a most awful experience! I was sooooo tired and sleepy ! It is quite tiring being " guard teddy" for the Kiosk you know! I have to keep alert all the time for any suspicious activities! One night I had an awful shock because i saw a shadowy figure outside the Kiosk ! My teddy heart went thumpety-thump -bumpity-bump! If your heart goes thumpety-thump it is not good! If it goes bumpity-bump it is doubly not good! Put the two together, and the result is a quadruply not good occurrence! Oh, but it turned out okay in the end! It was just the shadow of Marcus the Moon walker teddy marching around on the moon! He was having a midnight snack of the cheese that the moon is made of, and his shadow reflected back to earth! He has lots of fun up in space! He jumps about because of the lack of gravity!

  Anyway , that is not what was the awful thing that occurred the other night! I was so tired, and so fell asleep in my teddy bed. Did you know that my bedspread is patterned! It has the Disney pattern of " Super ted" on it! It is funny!  I was asleep, then had a teddy nightmare! But, I was so flustered after the nightmare, that I toppled onto the floor! It hurt! And when I fell down, I also knocked down the tic tacs and smarties that were on my bedside table! They went everywhere! Tic tacs are soooo hard to discover! They go everywhere! I didn't see stars though! I have heard when you fall that you see stars, but I instead saw chocolate timtams swirling around me! I must admit, I had been eating timtams for supper so that may have played a part? But I also had a drink of long life milk, and cartons of long life milk weren't jumping around before me! It was most concerning!

   Well, I then rubbed my teddy hair and found that my head  hadn't fallen off, so that was a good first step! Then, I made sure that I carefully got to my feet slowly because I didn't want my blood pressure to drop, as a result of my fall. You can never, ever be too cautious! I may go into shock! But...all was okay! I made myself a toasted cheese and tomato sandwich for breakfast that day, and that boosted how I felt inside! 

    It still left me feeling a little shaky and trembly though! 

Oh, I do miss my teddy Mum! She would have given me a teddy kiss and made everything better! 

  Well, I must go now. I am having a precautionary check over with Doctor.Teddy! 

    Until next time, 

            Your friend,

               Kiosk Ted Strath