Hello everyone ! Guess what! Oh no, I really don't  mean you to try to take a guess! I wouldn't be able to hear you if you did take a guess! I do have very good teddy hearing, but I am sorry to say that I need to see Doctor Teddy very soon to have my annual " ear wax removal " appointment! I need to have it because I use my ears soooo much each morning listening intently to all the fun Kiosk news that is chatted about when the Kiosk is open! My teddy ears work overtime trying to listen to everything! It makes wax appear in my ears! So, that explains why I wouldn't hear you if you guessed! 

   Also it is not like a jar of colourful jelly beans where you need to guess how many jelly beans are in the jar. I always am a bit wary of those contests! It wouldn't be very good if Joseph the Jelly bean eater teddy was hungry overnight and happened  to sleepwalk and accidentally opened the jellybean jar and ate some of the Jellybeans! The contest would then need to be declared " null and void"!! 

  Anyway, you don't need to guess because I am going to tell you! I have been given ...roller skates! It is true! Please don't laugh! They are special teddy roller skates and are bright red! I need to be truthful. I am a tiny bit scared about wearing them! I am concerned that I might topple over in the Kiosk and land on my nose! Ouch! It would not be very good if I was wearing the roller skates and crashed into the biscuits! Hello broken biscuits! Oh, don't worry! I never , ever wear the roller skates in the kiosk! I always wear them outdoors! But...I might all of a sudden have a topple outside, and launch through the kiosk windows and land on the biscuits shelves! It would be a big mess! 

  I am thinking of getting blue knee pads with yellow polka dots on them to protect my knees ! I do like to be trendy, as well as looking after my teddy knees body health! Kenneth the Knee  care teddy always advises teddies to take good care of their knees. The secret formula to have good teddy knees is to rub yoghurt on it each day! I don't know why that is the case, and I must admit that it is messy !, but if it will help my knees I will gladly follow his suggestions! 

  Well, I must go now. I am meeting up with my roller skating teddy friends for a hamburger and a roller skating ride around the neighbourhood! 

    Until next time.

        Your friend,

                Kiosk Ted Strath