Hello there! I had the most bestest, fantastic, funnest and quite reasonably nice evening and morning last week! Yes, I thoroughly enjoyed myself soooo much! You may be wondering where I went or what I did? Well, I would like to tell you! I am not a secret spy agent so I don't have to keep it under my hat. Hmmm...that would be a bit hard because I don't wear a hat! I have never owned an akubra hat, or a footy beanie. I did use to wear a teapot cosy though. It was quite snug and warm! It was quite a good idea to wear one, because it meant I could always stop to have a cup of tea and a yummy biscuit! I once tried on a sun hat but it went over my nose! I wouldn't want to not see where I was going, then trip, and break my hip bone that teddies don't have because they don't have bones! I would imagine such an injury would be sooo painful! 

       Anyway! I was sooo excited because I was going to the Strathalan Fashion parade! Which meant, that I was allowed to come home the afternoon before and have a sleepover at the Mynard's home! I got to spend time with all my teddy friends that live there! Of course, I had a hugely long conversation with my teddy friend Mr. Oliver! He often drives his bearmobile to the Kiosk and visits me, but it is a special treat to visit his home! Please don't tell anyone, but ...I am sure that you can keep a secret...when the Mynards were asleep, we skipped out to the kitchen, grabbed some biscuits, got some glasses of milk, and then sat on the edge of their beds and ate the biscuits! There were biscuit crumbs everywhere! It was sooo funny! We were trying not to chatter too loud or make too much noise when we were eating the biscuits! We didn't want to wake them up! Daisy the dust buster teddy just happened to decide to visit the home that night, so it was good that she could clean up our crumbs! She set the noise level on her dust buster vacuum to minus a million so as no noise could be heard. There was lots of giggles from all the teddies in the home though. The next morning, when no one was looking all of us teddies crept out into the kitchen, and had bread, butter and jam for breakfast! It was soooo yummy!! My paws got a bit jammy and sticky though! 

    Soon it was time to return to the Strathalan, and of course be a part of the fashion parade show! It was an exciting couple of days! I was sooo tired when I fell asleep at the end of the day! It was good though, because when you go to sleep, you usually are tired! 

   I had better be off now. I think I will take a look at the selfies that I took on my IPad! 

    Until next time, 

              Wear a hat, smile at a cat, stomp on a patterned floor mat, and take the time to stop and listen to the rain going pitter-pat! 

       Your friend,

                  Kiosk Ted Strath