Did you hear? Yes, the new computer operating  system program "Windows 10 " has just been released! It is very confusing to me, because when I look at computers that have Windows 10 installed on them, they don't have any pretty curtains on desktop! And, you can't see through any "window"  pane, from the front to the back of the computer screen!  Also, there is a warning not to use " windex" windows cleaning liquid on a computer that has windows 10 installed on it! I thought that windex would clean the screen because it  has windows on it. And, I just don't understand when people talk about using a " mouse"!  If I saw a mouse, I would running and running fast away in the completely different direction, as quickly as my little teddy legs would take me! I may be friends with Mickey and Minnie Mouse, but they have the surname "Disney" and it is written in the teddy rules that it perfectly safe and okay to be friends with mouses that have that surname. Yes, I know, I used mouses and not mice. I am quite surprised that my spell checker didn't flag it as wrong! I am  just a little teddy that feels like saying mouses not mice today! Anyway, I don't want one mouse or two mice to share a computer with me! The main thing that I would object to,  was that they would probably eat my favourite lunchtime meal of cheese and tomato sandwiches! That wouldn't be very nice would it?! 

      And another thing that is puzzling to me! Computer users need to use a keyboard when using a computer. But... I can't see any locks on the "key" board! I also can't see any keys!  Also, no one seems to use the computer to play the piano? There are no piano keys connected with the keyboard! 

    I am quite excited though that we have "USB" ports connected with the computer! In case you didn't know, would you like to know what that stands for? I am sure that you would like to know! It stands nowadays for " Universal Serial Bus"  BUT it has its origin in the term " Utterly Spectacularly Bears" ! Isn't that exciting?!  I feel like jumping up and down, spinning around in the air...then fall dizzy on the floor!    

      Anyway, back to Windows 10, when I was a little teddy I was taught to count. And I learnt that the number 9 followed the number 8. BUT now I see that Windows 10 has followed Windows 8! Windows 8 originally followed Windows 7. What happened to number 9? He must feel sad! I feel a little bit sorry for the number 9! He thought that he would have the honour of being in the name of a Windows operating system, and now he has been skipped over! 

    Well, I had best be off now! I think that I can hear that I have just received an email! 

     Until next time,

                    Email, rhymes with snail mail...oh, I have just had an awful thought! I don't want a snail eating my mail! Then I wouldn't be able to read the letters that my teddy friends have sent to me! I will have to leave out a chocolate cake so as Sammy snail eats that instead! I wonder if Sammy would like cream with it?..... 

    Your friend, 

            Kiosk Ted Strath