I feel quite a bit confused! I am also a little bit alarmed! It is quite disconcerting for me! In fact, I feel quite unsettled! You may be wondering why I feel this way? Well, you don't need to wonder any longer because I am going to tell you! 

     Isabella the ill teddy has been quite unwell. She has been having dizzy spells where she has fainted and fallen to the ground! ( Some teddies thought that she was just wanting to say "hello, how are you today ?" to the little lady birds, and whisper a secret in their ears, but the truth is that she fainted! Anyway, if she was going to talk to Larry, Lillie, Lauren and Leon who all belong to the one Ladybird family, she would have bought a big bunch of red and black flowers to take with her to their homes so that the flowers matched their clothing outfits and the colour scheme of their home!   Isabella is a very courteous teddy! She always brings gifts when going on a visit to another home. And I am sure that she would not have intentionally fallen on the Lady bird family! I heard on the teddy bear peach vine, which is a much more reliable source than a grape vine!, that the Ladybird family ended up with broken arms and ribs when Isabella fell on top of them! Yes, it's true! The ladybambulance (which transports sick ladybirds to hospital) needed to be called! The ladybird doctors wear red hats, black suits, and have white polka dots on their coats. I suppose it would be helpful to disguise any blood ? )

  Anyway, Isabella, as I mentioned before, was very ill. My teddy friend, Christina the Caring teddy, said to me that, she would "keep my eye on Isabella". That sounds a bit scary! I don't think that Isabella would want one of Christina's eyes sitting on her head! She already has two eyes... she doesn't need three eyes! I know that there is the saying that "he has eyes in the back of his head" but I don't even want to think about what that means! And, Christina is such a caring teddy to offer one of her eyes to sit on Isabella's head, but I think that the gift is far too overwhelming for Isabella to accept!  I hope that she declines the very generous offer!

     Isabella likes homemade vegetable soup, so I might make up a batch of soup for her. She says that she like carrots, so I will include them in the soup, because she needs to have good eyesight so as she doesn't fall onto the Ladybird family again! I will also throw some spinach into the soup, to give her some iron. Although, I don't think that she intends to take up weight lifting!   Isabella likes eating french fries, so I am sure that she would like potato in the soup.  Oh, I do soooooooo much hope that that soup makes her feel better!  

   Until next time,

        If you feel dizzy, giddy, wonky on your feet or think that you are going to faint, please watch out for the Ladybird family! They don't like to have teddies or humans falling on top of them! 

     Your friend,

           Kiosk Ted Strath