Yummy! Delicious! Tasty! ... Mmmmm.... I can smell the flavour  in my nose! ( I suppose usually you do smell items with your nose! ) Would you like to know what this very appetising meal is? I am completely and utterly sure that you would like to know! I like eating... Pizzas! Yes, it's true! I am a "pizza eating and liking " teddy, that lives in Australia and not in Italy, which is the "home of pizzas"! But, I do have an Italian Teddy friend called Guiseppe who migrated here because he wanted to enjoy the sunshine of Australian weather. He also wanted to get a suntan! But he is very cautious and always applies sunscreen to his fur. Also, he is the most fantastical pizza making teddy! In fact, his full Ted name is Guiseppe pepperoni anchovy tommies cheesey pizzaroni Smith!  I have always wondered why his surname was 

Smith, because it is not a usual Italian surname, but perhaps his family history is a background of making Smiths potato chips/crisps in Italy?  Anyway, he is the most bestest ever Ted of throwing pizzas up into the air! The pizzas do their own acrobatic performance in the air! It is so much fun to watch! Hmmm... there was just one time when Guiseppe threw the pizza high up in the air, and he must have put an extra bit of flour in the crust because it turned upside down, tomato sauce side downwards and all of a sudden little Tiana teddy ended up with a tomato sauce covered pizza on her head! But, don't worry at all! She has red hair, so the tomato sauce just merged into the rest of her hair! And the brand of tomato used in the sauce was called Mighty Red, and so we just told little Tiana that she was special because she had a very special trendy flavour of hairstyle.  

Anyway, I like Aussie style pizzas! But... the million, trillion, billion and one question is why is called an Aussie pizza if it has eggs in it?! I thought British and American people are eggs too? I am sure that my special Paddington Bear has a nice boiled egg, and toast soldiers spread with marmalade often for breakfast! He likes eggs! And rings me on my mobile phone from his home in London and says that he is enjoying watching Neighbours on tv and Home and Away , whilst eating a tomato, cheese and egg pizza! I can almost smell the pizza aroma through the phone!   My teddy friend Horace the Hawaaiian pizza liking teddy, enjoys eating... yes, you are very perceptive, he enjoys eating Hawaiian pizzas! He fully, totally, completely and utterly enjoys eating pineapples! I am not so keen on pineapples, I must admit. Oh, I must quickly tell you that the taste of pineapples is quite nice BUT I have quite unpleasant associations with pineapples! Once upon a time ( this is not a fairytale ! ) I was a very nice sunny day and I was relaxing on a hammock under a tree. It was sooo peaceful and calm, and I was dreaming teddy nice dreams. My sleep turned in a nightmare when a very  spiky, rough, thorny, and hurty pineapple feel off a nearby pineapple tree and hit me in the head! It was awful! I felt very injured and sore! From then on, pineapples have brought back unpleasant memories for me! If you were wondering if pineapple skin can hurt, I can assure you that it does! 

  Well, I best be off now. I can hear Petunia the Pizza delivering teddy at the door of the Kiosk with a very nice cheesey, gooey, yummy smelling pizza for me to eat! Would you like a slice of it too? I have ordered a jumbo sized pizza to share with all my friends, both teddy and humans. I like sharing pizza slices! 

   Until next time,

        A slice of pizza a day.... No, it doesn't keep the doctor away! You would a little tired of eating pizzas!

  Your friend,

         Kiosk Ted Strath.