Hello everyone! It's me Kiosk Teddy here! But you already knew that didn't you! It would have been funny if you started reading this and instead it was Little Red Riding Hood writing this to you! Or Goldilocks! But I will let you into a little secret! I know Goldilocks! Yes! It's true! We have been friends for years and years! It all began when she starting eating porridge at Mum, Dad and Baby bear's home. You probably heard the story. But...do you really want to know the true story behind what happened and, more importantly, what happened after that? I am sure you would! The truthful thing is that Goldilocks doesn't like porridge at all! In fact, neither do the three teddies in the teddy family! They instead prefer to eat the breakfast cereals that the Kiosk stocks! They like : Dick Smith Bushfood Cereal, Uncle Toby's Anti Oxidant cereal, Rice Bubbles, and Nutrigrain! Goldilocks likes the Uncle Toby's Anti Oxidant cereal, because she has an Uncle Timothy, and his name begins with the same initial as " Toby" ! Also, she never seems to age...it is a result of her eating "anti-oxidant" food! 

      Anyway, she comes to all our teddy bear picnics! We always invite her because we like her and...she makes the ymmiest cheese and tomato sandwiches ! She makes loads and loads of them, then brings them to the picnic  on a HUGE sandwich platter plate, and places them on a picnic table. Then there is a big  onsurge of teddies of all ages who rush to grab a sandwich! Well, us teddies  do need to keep our calcium levels up by eating cheese sandwiches! And the red of the tomatoes will keep out teddy blood red. Oh no! I just remembered something! Teddies don't have blood! We only have teddy bear stuffing! Hmm...well we still need to eat tomatoes, because some of us wear red bow ties! I am not sure about the logic in that, but it makes a little bit of sense to me, I think?! 

     Goldilocks has a hairdresser who brushes her hair everyday! It is Helena the Hairdresser teddy! They chat, giggle, laugh and talk about teddy news whilst the hair styling is taking place! There is strictly no hair cutting done though. Goldilock's hair never seems to alter! It doesn't grow! 

   Well I had better go now. I need to get in touch with Goldilocks and ask her advice on a variety of different very important matters. They are soooo important that I can't tell you what they are! ( I must admit though. I can't remember what I wanted to ask her! I am sure that it will pop back into my mind though! )

    Until next time.

         Your friend Kiosk Ted Strath