Good morning, afternoon,evening, and night! I think that I have covered all options! Oh, I missed saying good midnight feast time too! Hmm...I don't recommend snacking at midnight. You may get indigestion if you have a snack of vegetable soup with garlic bread topped with caviar, followed by cheese biscuits and shrimp cocktail, then steak accompanied by roast potatoes, pumpkin, cauliflower, broccoli and beans with gravy and then ending with a slice of Black Forest gateau and ice cream with a cherry on top of some whipped cream. It may be yummy, but perhaps not the wisest meal to eat at midnight. Of course, you may not have indigestion if you eat all of the meal but just avoid having the cherry. The cherry may be the cause of the issue. But make sure that you have some candles nearby, because it is a completely, totally, fully, nearly essential, maybe, that you must light candles it you are having a midnight feast! I am not sure why but it is just what happens!
But a word or two or seventy nine or a thousand words of advice! Be very careful that you don't place the candles near a curtain. The result would not be very nice.
My teddy friend, Clara the candle maker teddy, makes.. chocolate Freddo frogs! No, she really doesn't! I am just being a bit jokey today! But.. she does enjoy eating Freddo frogs! Her taste for eating chocolate Freddo frogs all started one Summer's day. It was such a very, very hot day! Her teddy friends had accidentally left some Freddo frogs on a seat in the sunshine! Clara saw Freddo and he was very soft and had melted! It was a bit of a chocolatey melted mess! But, it is very exciting because when Clara saw that, a " light bulb" went off in her teddy brain, and it made her think of candle wax! From that moment, she made the momentous decision to become a candle maker! She has special thoughts when thinking of Freddo frogs, because that was what caused her to join the candle making career! Now instead of melted chocolate, she uses wax for her candles! She is such a talented candle maker! She even makes scented ones! They have such a nice aroma, that the first time I was near such a candle type, I started sneezing! Clara didn't seem to mind though! She just laughed! She is a funny teddy! She is every teddie's best friend when there is a power blackout!
She often receives a phone call from quite distressed teddies! They are so worried because they have organised a 99 year old birthday party for their teddy grandma or grandpa...but then forgot to buy 99 candles! Kind and thoughtful Clara then grabs 99 candles and rushes to the birthday party to delicately place them on the birthday cake!
Well I must be off now. I need to change a ceiling light bulb that has just given out!
Until next time,
Your friend,
Kiosk Ted Strath.
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