"If you're happy and you know it clap your paws! If you're happy and you know it clap your paws! If you're happy and you know it, then you really ought to show it. If you're happy and you know it clap your paws!"

 Isn't that the most bestest every teddy song! It has rhythm, powerful lyrics, can be sung by soprano, bass, alto and tenor teddy voices, and gets us all  bopping, disco dancing, waltzing, and jiving to the song ! Every little teddy learns this song at Teddy Kinder! It is soooo cute! There are lots of little smiley faced teddies clapping their paws happily! They have such great fun singing it! 

Anyway, I am clapping my paws because I am sooo happy! You may ask why I am happy? I would like to tell you! It is because the Kiosk Easter Sale is being held next Saturday! I just can't wait! I am trembly with excitement! I have seen the Easter eggs and chocolate rabbits appearing and being  stored  in the Kiosk and I have been keeping watchful guard over them! There would be nothing worse than having an "Easter eggs and chocolates stealing robber" creeping into the Kiosk in the darkness of the evening, wearing a red cape, orange polka dot overalls,  with a yellow straw hat on his/her head, and wearing purple stockings, ( I like to imagine that robbers might be wearing the latest trendiest robber outfits that come  straight from the fashionable robbers catwalk in Paris! )     I would then, grab a tube of soothers from the Kiosk shelves and throw it at the robber! The soothers would then calm and soothe him so that he falls asleep! I do hope that such a robber would not snore! He would keep me awake!  

    Anyway, I am looking forward to next Saturday! I am having an extra big bowl of cornflakes for breakfast to give me energy for the day! Some of my teddy friends like to put strawberries on the top of their cereals. I don't do that though. I can't use straws, so I don't like straw-berries! I can't use straws to drink! I try to use them but I just can't! I can't swallow tablets either! My teddy mouth just doesn't work! I think that a big cause of the problem is my teddy fur and inner fluffy  teddy stuffing. My oesophagus (that is a HUGELY BIG word! I am only a little teddy too! ) is not so good! Well, I do have a good oesophagus, but not for using straws or taking tablets! 

Well, I had best be off now! I need to get ready for the Sale! So much to do, so little time to do it in! 

  Until next time,

       Remember, if you are happy, clap your paws!

           Your friend,

                Kiosk Ted Strath