Hello everybody! It is just me Kiosk Ted here! Guess what! You will never, ever guess what though! It may be best not to try to guess what because you may end up with a sore head from thinking too much, then that could lead to a head ache, then a migraine, then you would need to buy a hat with a big flower on it to keep you head steady because it is throbbing with the pain! ( I am not really sure why you need to have a flower on top of the hat, but I think that the perfumed scent from the flower may be able to relax you. Unless the flowers were artificial. It wouldn't work if they were!! But you could imagine that they were real, and just the thought of a real life flower may make you still smell the scent! On the other hand or teddy paw, by having a flower on your hat, it may make you sneeze and give you hayfever, which would turn your attention to that instead of the awful headache! ) 

     Anyway, you still haven't " guessed  what"! You may have already, but I didn't hear you! I will tell you. I am soooooo excited! I am going to learn to dance! Yes, it's true! It is going to be proper dancing such as ballroom dancing. Hmm...it is worrying me a little bit. I am not sure if I will like 

foot-balls, tennis balls, basket-balls, net-balls and soccer balls being thrown about the room whilst I am dancing. They may hit me and then I would get bruised and hurt! The balls in the ball-room may be very hard to avoid? I hope I go okay? ! I do have fast teddy reflexes, so I should be able to quickly get out of the way of a ball.

  Denise the Dancing teddy said that some male teddies when they are dancing have " two left feet". That statement is quite puzzling to me! Does she mean that they put on another left foot in addition to the right foot when dancing? Or do they take their right foot off and sticky tape it to their left leg? I think that it would make dancing sooo very hard! I only want to use my left and right teddy legs for dancing! 

      Denise also told me that some male teddies stand on the toes of the female teddies when they are dancing! Ouchy ouch! That sounds quite painful and not very nice! And also the pretty pink dancing shoes that the female teddies are wearing would get dirty! 

  I think that I had better go now and look at some online  videos of teddies  waltzing in preparation for my first dancing lesson! 

     Until next time, 

         Your friend, Kiosk Ted Strath.