Wednesday, 4 October 2017

Hello everyone! Good morning, good afternoon, good evening...good 26 minutes past 2a.m. time too! 
  I was enjoying eating some of little round biscuits crackers the day. They are made by a variety of companies. There are Clix, Jatz ,Savoy and Ritz. I was in a bit of a " cheery" mood the other day and was thinking about how these round  biscuits could used in other ways! I started to " teddy brain storm" ideas! Perhaps they could replace the wheels on buses? Or they could be little plates to place pills on before swallowing them! If you had a hole in a bucket, the round crackers would be great to plug the hole! Of course, they would also make great frisbees! 
     Oh, I forgot to tell you about my clothing attire that I wore when I ate  my  ritz and savoy biscuits! ( The word " attire" sounds so formal! It suits well what I wore! ) Because these biscuits are ALWAYS served at the " Ritz Hotel" and the "Savoy Hotel" , I needed to wear by black tuxedo with a white bow tie and white dress shoes! I looked sooooo very suave, stylish  and neatly attired! ( hmmm...it was a little bit of an illusion though! I took a bite of the biscuit...and crumbs went all over my nice tuxedo! Oh well, Denise the Dry cleaning teddy will suit clean my suit for me! She is the bestest ever " crumb removalist" I know! In fact, when she did her Bachelor of Cleaning at Teddy University, she majored in crumb cleaning!  Her graduation outfit that she wore at the graduation ceremony was spotless! Hmmm... It "was " spotless until she ate  a sausage roll that had tomato sauce on it, and the sauce dripped on her gown! She just laughed! 
  I like experimenting and putting different toppings on the biscuits! I go through stages where I like different topping versions! The current favourites are strawberry jam topped with cream cheese and some potato salad on top, or lemon butter topped with grated carrot then some cheddar cheese  on top! How yummy and delicious! 
    Oh, I feel a little peckish now! I think I may go and eat some dry biscuits! I will top these ones with Vegemite and hundreds and thousands! 
   Until next time, 
      Your friend, 

          Kiosk Ted Strath     

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