Howdy everyone!! No, it is not Charlotte the Cowgirl teddy here! It is just me Kiosk Teddy here, practicing my cowboyteddy talking! I just thought I might jump onto my cow or horse and go for a ride around the Strathalan property! (On the other hand, I am a teeny bit scared of horses so I don't think that I will! And I have already just had a big glass of milk, so I won't go riding any cows either! )

     Anyway, Bonjour,  Hello,  G'day and nice to see you! ( But I can't really see you whilst I am writing this letter to you! But metaphorically, which is  a big word for a little teddy!, you know what I mean about it being nice to see you! 

  Anyway, ( for the second time! ) I went visiting my friend Mr. Oliver teddy the other day! You will never ever  ever never guess what I saw! Well, I suppose you could guess, but you probably would not be correct! I saw... Mr. David trying to cut Miss Joyanne's foot off! Yes! It's true! I am an extremely truthful teddy! I do NOT lie! He was indeed!  He had a not so nice dangerous instrument in his hand! He was holding  a pair of scissors!  Mr. Oliver teddy was watching on with quite a worried and concerned expression on his face! Miss Joyanne was laying on the bed, Mr. Oliver teddy was beside her, and Mr. David was trying to cut her toes off! Hmmm.... I did hear Mrs. Heather say to him to be very careful whilst cutting Joyanne's toenails. It all sounds a bit odd because I could not see any nails in her toes, rusty or shiny! And... Mr. David is definitely NOT a carpenter! He is not even a good handyman! ( He thinks he is, but just between you and me, he can't fix many things! He has screwdrivers, a spanner and a tool box , but he is not such a good tradesman/handyman to be able to use them! He does like araldite glue though! ) I was quite anxious about this toenail cutting procedure! I didn't want Miss Joyanne to end up toe less! It is okay to not have toes, but it may have been a little bit painful for her to suddenly not have toes! And also, it would require a lot of removal of blood from the sheets of her bed! Mr. Oliver and I faint at the sight of blood too, so then we would have needed to have called the Bearambulance to take us off to the Hospital to recover! I couldn't even suggest a teddy physician for Joyanne because Doctor Teddy is on holidays with his family because it is teddy school holidays time! I just was waiting patiently and impatiently until the toe nail cutting process was finished. I was sooooo relieved when David stopped cutting, and left the room! I gave a silent little "Hooray! Yea! Yea! " 

Well, I had best be off now. I am going to eat an Elephant's Foot bun  for dinner tonight! 

Until next time,

   Always entrust your feet to a highly degrees trained teddy podiatrist! 

       Your friend, 

              Kiosk Ted Strath.