Doctor Teddy decided to test my teddy eyes first. He was quite excited telling me about the latest teddy health research finds! It appears that the bunnies have all escaped from where they live and have eaten all the carrots in the world! That is a bad sign for teddy eye health! But the latest research has said that Doughnuts are good to eat for eye health. This is because eyes and doughnuts are the same shape! It would be very beneficial for your eye health if you eat iced donuts, cinnamon donuts or jam filled doughnuts! And just in case you are wondering why I am spelling " doughnuts" and " donuts" two different ways, it is because the health findings will help people who live in every country of the world, and I don't want anyone to miss out on knowing about it, because they spell the word differently!
Next test was that I had to stick out my tongue so that Doctor Teddy could look at it! I felt so impolite doing this! But , he asked me do it! It was a cold day also, and my tongue got quite chilly when it went outside of my mouth!
Ouchity ouch, ouch, ouch ouch! I do NOT like my blood pressure being taken! The wraparound on my teddy arm is so very tight and hurts! There is also friction caused by my teddy fur! I get a little bit scared also when a machine is pumping up my arm! Oh well, I suppose it is a good training workout for Doctor Teddy if he wants to enter the hand pumping Olympics event?!
It was sooooo cool! I have xylophone knees! It is true! It is really is! Doctor Teddy played a tune on my knees! He said that it was to test my reflexes. It felt so tingly! I am soooo glad that my knees sounded melodic and harmonious!
My health check up is now over for another year! I got quite a good report! I think that i will celebrate with some fruit cake! That sounds yummy and Doctor Teddy would approve...I think?!
Until next time.
Your friend ,
Kiosk Ted Strath
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