Hello! Do you like eating cauliflowers? I do, because when Springtime comes I get awful hay fever from smelling very nice flowers! I have quite a biggish teddy nose, so when my nose starts to twitch and my teddy bead eyes start to feel watery from the hay fever symptoms, I don't feel too good! But...even though cauliflowers end in a flower, they don't give me hay fever! Isn't that great?! It makes me quite happy! Also, the white colour of cauliflowers reminds me of the moon. I sometimes tippy toe out of the Kiosk at night time, and have a little look at the moon! I heard rumours that it was made of cheese? I don't know if that is correct or not. I do like cheese and tomato sandwiches, so I think that I would like to travel to the moon! I could board a rocket, take slices of bread, bring with me some butter and slices of tomato, and then just carve some slices of the cheesy moon for me to have in the sandwich! Because of the lack of gravity, I could go bopping, and jumping, and leaping everywhere! It would be sooooo much fun!  

  I quite like broccoli too! But...I never ever smile at it! Do you know why? Well, I would like to tell to you! The start of the word " broccoli" reminds me of a crocodile, because the start of that word is " croc" and the other one is "broc"! And...I was taught when I was a little teddy to "never smile at a crocodile" ! So, I always put on my bestest ever "grim" face when I eat some florets of broccoli! ( But when I try to put on a grim face, it just makes me giggle more inside! It is soooo funny! The harder I try to be grim, the gigglier I feel inside! Oh well, an apple or a floret of broccoli or cauliflower a day, keeps the teddy doctor away! I wonder if vegetable or fruit juice counts? ) 

      I am not too keen on bananas. I am not sure why, but I think that it brings back bad memories of the time when  Sally the slipping teddy had a nasty fall! Yes,you are right, she slipped on a banana peel! She broke her hip! Hmmm... she sort of broke her hip. She didn't actually " break" her hip...she split her hip and it turned into a " banana split"! Isabel the ice-cream teddy brought some of her favourite varieties of ice- cream to share with Sally. She likes eating  bubble gum, boysenberry, chocolate chip  and spearmint varieties...together...all in the one dessert! She says that it make her feel happy inside because all the colourful ice-cream varieties are travelling down her oesophagus ( that is a BIG word for a little teddy! I even had to use a spell checker to spell it! I was a little unsure how to spell it! When I was at teddy school, I enjoyed taking English classes but now that I am a bit older, I am a little rusty with my spelling)  and around her teddy lungs and heart! Sally enjoyed her banana split! 

    Well, I had better be off now. It is time for me to cook some vegies for my tea! How yummy! There will be NO bananas in my fruit salad though, so you don't need to be concerned that you will slip on a banana peel if you come into the Kiosk!

    Until next time,

                Eat up your vegies, bread crusts and a chocolate bar to get curly hair! 

    Your friend,

          Kiosk Ted Strath.