Hello everyone! I have a BIG question to ask you! Well, it is not too big! You don't need to jump high up into  the sky to try to leap over it and answer it! And it is  not as wide as Humpty Dumpty's wall. ( It is sooo sad that he fell off the wall. He would have had such a bad headache! Ouchety ouch! I hope that his Mum prepared some comfort food for him to eat such as a boiled egg and solider toast! When I was a little teddy and feeling poorly and sickly, it is what my teddy Mum always prepared for me!  )

  Anyway, onto the big questions!  Do you think that  there are Martians that live on Mars? My teddy friend Astrid the Astronomer is unsure. Astrid has decided to learn how to cook Mars bars slices and is testing making deep fried mars bars to eat. His hypothesis is ( that is a BIG word for a little teddy like me! ) if he makes Mars bars items, Martians may come visiting his home when out on a weekend driving trip through the solar system and Milky Way ! But... don't mention Mars bars and Milky Way  in the same sentence because one choc bar will get jealous of the other one! I have been offered the opportunity to taste test the Mars bars items but I kindly did not take up the offer. I was feeling a little giddy on the day that I was asked to do the taste testing, caused by the orbiting planets around the sun! Did you know that Earth twists, twirls, rotates and dances around everyday! I feel sooo dizzy just thinking about it!  

   Martians are meant to have big eyes and odd heads! I've always wondered if I would recognise one if i saw one, as they walked down the local street after buying a litre of milk from the milk bar. If I saw someone fitting that description, I could approach them and speak to them using the " Marsglish" language which is the official language of Mars, and say a welcoming " hello " 

  Well I has better go and ponder scientific matters such starry stars, cheesy moons and very sunny sunshine suns! Hmmm...I think I will eat a Kit Kat to give me a quick energy boost!  I am sure kittens won't mind! I won't eat a Mars bar, just in case a Martian comes visiting the Kiosk tonight! 

   Until next time.

     Your friend

   Kiosk Ted Strath.