I have just come back from a very nice afternoon's drive with my teddy friends! My teddy friend Mr. Oliver picked us all up his in  bearmobile car and we all went "flying" off! Hmmm... not literally though! It would look sooooo funny to see teddies flying through the air! I can just imagine us teddies all wearing capes and zooming though the air like a butterfly! But the only thing is that we weigh just a tiny bit more than a butterfly does! Only a little teeny  bit more though! I ate a sultana the other day, so that meant that I put on weight in my big toe! Yes, it is a medically tested fact that if you eat a sultana it travels down to your big toe and adds weight to your body! Teddy Doctor told us, and I trust everything he says, that if you have a sore toe you must stop having sultanas. Sooo... be aware of this fact! 

     I don't like spiders or bats though, so I wouldn't want to wear a Spiderman or Batman's cape! And I don't need to have a batmobile because Mr. Oliver assures me quite often that he is very willing to take me anywhere at any time in any weather and with anyone wherever I would like to go, in his bearmobile! ( Except he can't take me to Antarctica. He doesn't like the cold weather. He starts to shiver when he thinks of the ice bergs there! It is okay though, because I don't really want to visit Antarctica anyway!)    

    But, there is something that puzzles me. There is a glove box in cars... but there are no gloves there, and in fact it is not a box! I thought that boxes were square in shape and had pretty bows on top and colourful ribbons?! I like boxes like that! I can't find boxes like that in cars and definitely no gloves! I wonder what I would look like wearing white gloves?  Glove boxes are just another of life's mysteries I suppose!   

Well, I had best go and have a little nap after my very car trip with my teddy friends. Travelling in cars can be quite tiring you know! I am the official map reader when travelling with Oliver so I needed  to put my purple with yellow and pink polka dots thinking cap on very , very tightly! 

    Until next time,

           If you are feeling cold, please don't look in the glove box of a car for gloves to keep your hands warm. You won't find any there!

     Your friend,

               Kiosk Ted Strath